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[MikaelForsale]

David Luiz, You are the love of my life
David Luiz, I'd let you shag my wife
David Luiz, because I want curly hair too!

He's here..
He's there..
And So's his f**king hair
Luiz, Luiz

[El Nino Essien]

Sideshow Bob, sideshow bob, sideshow bob

Until he cuts his hair.

[Mataku]

 ShedLowerGate6, on 01 February 2011 - 12:35 AM, said:

He's here..
He's there..
And So's his f**king hair
Luiz, Luiz

He's here,
He's there,
His hair is everywhere,
David Luiz! David Luiz!

Then the family stand can join in! =D

[DiMatteo16]

Ramires hasn't even got a song yet and he's been here half a season...

I always thought:

he's here,
he's there
he's f*cking everywhere
Ramires, Ramires

would have been perfect as it sums up his style of play so I hope we don't use it for Luiz, especially as I'm sure Luiz cuts his hair short at times and then it wouldn't make sense haha.

[The Bouncy]

 DiMatteo16, on 01 February 2011 - 10:41 AM, said:

Ramires hasn't even got a song yet and he's been here half a season...

I always thought:

he's here,
he's there
he's f*cking everywhere
Ramires, Ramires

would have been perfect as it sums up his style of play so I hope we don't use it for Luiz, especially as I'm sure Luiz cuts his hair short at times and then it wouldn't make sense haha.

You mean 'every f*cking where'?

[MikaelForsale]

 DiMatteo16, on 01 February 2011 - 10:41 AM, said:

Ramires hasn't even got a song yet and he's been here half a season...

I always thought:

he's here,
he's there
he's f*cking everywhere
Ramires, Ramires

would have been perfect as it sums up his style of play so I hope we don't use it for Luiz, especially as I'm sure Luiz cuts his hair short at times and then it wouldn't make sense haha.

But niether does Mikel :/ I'd like this for Ramiress (tune you are my sunshine)

He comes Rio
Rio de Janeiro
His names Ramires
Plays in midfield
He is Brazillian
Worth a Billion
Plays alongside Mikel...

Repeat...

[DiMatteo16]

 The Bouncy, on 01 February 2011 - 05:55 PM, said:

You mean 'every f*cking where'?

Yeah, my bad!

[Cameron]

 ShedLowerGate6, on 01 February 2011 - 12:35 AM, said:

David Luiz, You are the love of my life
David Luiz, I'd let you shag my wife
David Luiz, because I want curly hair too!

Think this is the best one. Like the last line.

[625164]

just an offering, to the tune of RUBY by the kaiser chiefs LUIZ,LUIZ,LUIZ,LUIZ na-na-na-na-na

[The Bouncy]

 Cameron, on 02 February 2011 - 04:09 PM, said:

Think this is the best one. Like the last line.

Didn't United do that with Hargreaves though? Kinda ripping it off a bit ain't we?

I can't think of anything myself though. :P

[Cameron]

 The Bouncy, on 03 February 2011 - 01:13 AM, said:

Didn't United do that with Hargreaves though? Kinda ripping it off a bit ain't we?

I can't think of anything myself though. :P

Quite a few sets of fans sing something to that tune. Spurs sing one of Gomes, last line being wish I was Brazilian tooooooooo.

[Ham]

How about this to the tune of Louie Louie (from the 1960's, used in the film Animal House):

Luiz Luiz.. He's got. F#ckin massive hair

Luiz Luiz.. Centre left right. He's f#ckin everywhere

and repeat.

(Only makes sense if you know the original song!)

[Vig]

To the tune of the ska reggae song Louie Louie by Toots & The Maytals

"Luiz Luiz whooooooooooahhh whoooahh
David Luiz
(clap clap clap clap)
Luiz Luiz whooooooooooahhh whoooahh
David Luiz(
clap clap clap clap)"

Old school 80s style chant

tune

[Kneel for 1]

For Ramires or Luiz

Ramires/Luuuiizz Ohhh oo oh
Ramires Ohhhh oo oh
He comes from Benfica
He is a top Geezer

Etc etc

Or Luiiiiz Ohh oo oh
Luuiiz OOh o oh
He comes from Benfica
He's got a top hair Cut

Etc etc

[TheGhost of John McNaught]

A bit random maybe, but original ~

(to the tune of the Guus Hiddink chant "We want you to stay")

It's David Luiz
David Luuuuiiiizz
He's not Carvalho!
He's David Luiz

PS in the Sunday Times interview yesterday, the boy revealed that he prefers to be called by his full name, not just 'Luiz'

Thank Christ he doesn't mean his full blown typical Brazillian four word title!

Oh actually...here goes with a silly one:

Oh David Luiz
David Luuuiiizz
My wife's brazillian
Has less hair than his!

OK bye now (taxi door slams)