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[MikaelForsale]

His name is Juan Mata
He wears a Magic hat,
And when he saw Chelsea,
He said I'm having that,
He could of signed for Arsenal,
But he didn't, because they're sh*te,
He signed for the mighty Chelsea, because were fuc*ing dynamite!

[NandoNumberNine]

Juan Mata
Were gonna celebrate
A-nother goal, oh yeah
We're gonna celebrate

Juan Mata
We're gonna celebrate
Chelsea again,
Are gonna celebrate

[Budgeezer]

[cdb123]

Mata....there's only Juan Mata, there's only Juan Mata.

[DiMatteo16]

Budgeezer, on 22 August 2011 - 08:00 PM, said:

unreal! I do think the tune could be good though. Some thing like "Juan Mata's a blue"

I thought something to the Ancelotti tune would be good:

Juan Juan Mata
Juan Juan Mata
His name is Juan Mata
(needs someone to make up more words)

or the uninspired:

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Juan Mata makes your full backs look shite

[DiMatteo16]

For grins and because I have too much time on my hands! (unless you like it then I'm serious)

To the tune of "shaddap you face" that everyone keeps joking around with.

Mata is a blue, hey!
He plays on the left
He will dribble past you, all his passes are deft
Came to Stamford Bridge, it’s-a nice-a place
and he has lot of pace

(runs all over the place?)... something like that.

Only messing about really anyway. Would love some original tunes to catch on though, even if they are only sung at away games.

[MikaelForsale]

DiMatteo16, on 22 August 2011 - 10:11 PM, said:

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Juan Mata makes your full backs look shite

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Juan Mata makes Downing/Young/Walcott/Ronaldo look shite

[Sargeboy14]

He's here,
he's there,
he's every f*cking where,
juan mata, juan mata.

[The Bouncy]

He has a song, not sure what the tune is from. I'll do my best:

Lalalala
Lalalala
Heyheyhey
Juan Mata
Lalalala
Lalalala
Heyheyhey
Juan Mata

Sung in MHL.

[Sciatika]

^ end of "Hey Jude"

[Box of Tricks]

The Bouncy, on 28 August 2011 - 01:38 AM, said:

He has a song, not sure what the tune is from. I'll do my best:

Lalalala
Lalalala
Heyheyhey
Juan Mata
Lalalala
Lalalala
Heyheyhey
Juan Mata

Sung in MHL.

This one?

[The Bouncy]

Box of Tricks, on 28 August 2011 - 11:20 AM, said:

This one?

Yeah it was this. United do the same but change Juan Mata for Man United.

Sounded really good and caught on well after his goal.

[Ando]

There's only Juan, Mata! Juan, Mata!
Simple.

[DiMatteo16]

I couldn't make it to this game so I didn't hear it... but it sounds a bit crap and uninspired. Maybe you had to be there.

[Russellcechbaldry]

Hows about;

Mata, there's only Juan Mata, there's only one Mata etc


(Tune of "One nil, You only win one nil ... and so on"









*Noticed after modding someone has already suggested something similar to this