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[Chris MH]

He is a blue, no more a red Torres Torres

"This is a bigger club he said" Torres Torres

Then one night in sunny Spain,

He got the ball and scored again.

Fernando Torres - CHELSEA'S number 9

[Ham]

To the tune of "Oh Dennis Wise....."

Oh Fer-nan-do
Scored a fifty million goal
Danced with Di Matteo
Barca fans they all went home

[Russellcechbaldry]

Torres made you cum
Torres made you cuuuuuuuuuum
Oh Gary Neville
Torres Made you cum!

[El Nino Essien]

He took the ball round Valdés and put the ball in the net.......FERNANDO TORRES CHELSEA'S NUMBER 9 NA NA NA NA NA

[ScarySquirrel]

Chris MH, on 25 April 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

He is a blue, no more a red Torres Torres

"This is a bigger club he said" Torres Torres

Then one night in sunny Spain,

He got the ball and scored again.

Fernando Torres - CHELSEA'S number 9

I like that :)

[ShIbby_cFc]

A Chelsea legend was born that night, Torres Torres,

That April night in the Camp Nou, Torres Torres,

He took the ball around Valdez,

And put it in the empty net,

Fernando Torres! Chelsea's Number 9.

[Russellcechbaldry]

Tune: Abba's Fernando

Can you hear us sing Fernando?
I remember long ago on a January Night
You signed for us Fernando
You are a Chelsea Blue, And You'll forever be a star
I could hear them in their slums
The Sound of scousers crying from Afar...

You scored a cracker at Camp Nou that Night
Messi was shite (/In yellow and white)
Fernandoooo

Once again we had 10 men
and one of them
Fernandoooooo

What a ball from Ashley Cole
You scored the goal
Fernandoooooo


(Not sure how well the first bit would go down singing wise at the ground but the chorus part should work if it could be incorporated somehow into something that gets it started)

[Blue_Fever]

Keep what we have now but change the words. Our Obsession with liverpool on that song is frustrating. So I give to you:

He took the ball around Valdes
And tucked it right into the net
Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9!

Get all that embarassing KOP and rob stuff out of the song.

[Blue_Fever]

ShIbby_cFc, on 26 April 2012 - 03:14 PM, said:

A Chelsea legend was born that night, Torres Torres,

That April night in the Camp Nou, Torres Torres,

He took the ball around Valdez,

And put it in the empty net,

Fernando Torres! Chelsea's Number 9.

Oops! didn't see this posted.... But yea This!

[DaviesCFC]

Blue_Fever, on 01 May 2012 - 11:53 AM, said:

Keep what we have now but change the words. Our Obsession with liverpool on that song is frustrating. So I give to you:

He took the ball around Valdes
And tucked it right into the net
Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9!

Get all that embarassing KOP and rob stuff out of the song.

Wouldn't you need to add 'head' on the first line? Doesn't fit otherwise (head and net kinda goes together too)

"He took the ball round Valdes' head
And tucked it right into the net
Fernando Torres Chelsea's Number 9"

[Ham]

ShIbby_cFc, on 26 April 2012 - 03:14 PM, said:

A Chelsea legend was born that night, Torres Torres,

That April night in the Camp Nou, Torres Torres,

He took the ball around Valdez,

And put it in the empty net,

Fernando Torres! Chelsea's Number 9.

Or;

A Chelsea legend was born that night Torres Torres

That cold and rainy April night Torres Torres

..... The rest as above.

[eezusjezus]

Follow Follow Follow
There was only 2 minutes to go
It was Fer-Nandos goal
that sent us out of control
and sent the barca out the euro...

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