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[tylerdurden]

Considering the whole tapping up saga ... I think its our duty to remind Ashley Cole of the "painful" incident during the coming games

Here's my chant...

Ashely Cole, Ashley Cole
100 thousand in the hole
W**ker doesn't like you anymore...

So bring out the poet in you and write a good chant so that we can insult him...

Btw, Don't bury me, I live in the US ... the closest I came to singing is shouting "Defence" at my Uni Basketball game.

[Duffo The Bear]

(To Spandau Ballet's Gold)

Ashley Cole
Always believed he'd be sold.
Now he's on Chelsea's payroll.
He's left the Ars-en-al
Always believed in Cole.

[Pete Bull]

I prefer the songs we can make up about Cheryl Tweedy ;)

[Tim]

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Originally posted by tylerdurden

Considering the whole tapping up saga ... I think its our duty to remind Ashley Cole of the "painful" incident during the coming games

Here's my chant...

Ashely Cole, Ashley Cole
100 thousand in the hole
W**ker doesn't like you anymore...

So bring out the poet in you and write a good chant so that we can insult him...

Btw, Don't bury me, I live in the US ... the closest I came to singing is shouting "Defence" at my Uni Basketball game.

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Just because you can spell 'defence' properly, your taxi is cancelled. 8-)

[dutter44]

I must admit...spreading Chelsea chants here in the States is a good portion of fun. I've made a concerted
effort, and I'm happy to report that there are hundreds of Chicagoans who now know the Celery chant (no idea
where it comes from probably, but it goes over well)

[Guinness]

Tyler, I love it. The first two lines are excellent, but I'm sure it could go a bit longer on after that, and Id love to see that fool get all the abuse he can take this season. I'm so damn glad he never came to Chelsea.

[no1cfcfan]

(I think this (to the tune of he's here he's there)?

Did ash-
ley get
tapped(hold word) up?
who gives a f***
who gives a f***

[bigdaddydiesel]

She's here, she's there
We've seen her underwear
Ashleys bird, Ashleys bird

followed by

To the tune of your never play for Chelsea

You'll never shop in Guilford

[Codger]

There's another ready-made one, too. Something to do with a certain three yellow cards referee if I remember. ;)

[DP89]

Not a fan of Ashley then Grahame?

[Benners]

He comes from Arsenal,
He hates the Arsenal.

[True Blue Louca]

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Originally posted by Benners

He comes from Arsenal,
He hates the Arsenal.

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THAT ONE IS BRILLIANT LOL!

Hope it catches on lol, ASHLEY COOOOLE OH OH OOOOOO

[Rachel Harris]

I quite like the "hates the Arsenal" one. But I am still not sure if I can bring myself to sing nice songs about Ashley Cole! Surely I am not the only one..?

[Dazz]

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Originally posted by Rachel Harris

I quite like the "hates the Arsenal" one. But I am still not sure if I can bring myself to sing nice songs about Ashley Cole! Surely I am not the only one..?

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You certainly aren't Coco.

But I'd sing the He comes from Arsenal, he hates the Arsenal, because it's funny in a stupid way.

[Codger]

> Surely I am not the only one

Nope, not by a long chalk.

> Not a fan of Ashley then Grahame?

Not yet. He's the epitamy of the mercenaries that so many people here claim to despise.