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[TheGhost of John McNaught]

As soon as bloody Rooney even so much as growls at someone... ASHLEY'S GONNA SHOOT YA! ASHLEY'S GONNA SHOOT YA!

[BlueFlag999]

antoquintos, on 28 February 2011 - 11:03 PM, said:

Wondered how long it would take for someone to find it funny to make up a chant for this. Congratulations we have a winner. Ridiculous

Calm down mate, it's just a joke and I have a feeling Ashley Cole might not be that offended by it. I can't talk for the guy who got shot obviously but it was obviously an accident and this is just football fan banter

[BurningHammer]

TheGhost of John McNaught, on 01 March 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

As soon as bloody Rooney even so much as growls at someone... ASHLEY'S GONNA SHOOT YA! ASHLEY'S GONNA SHOOT YA!

Within the first 5 minutes of the game and at various points thereafter!

[carefreeluke]

This could be easily turned into a chant.



Now I know that, now I understand,
Why Ashley became a blue,
Now I know that, now I understand,
Why Ashley became a blue,

Chorus.

Ashleeeeey Cole, Ashleeeey Cole,

Ashley, Ashley Cole,

Ashleeeeey Cole, Ashleeeey Cole,

Ashley, Ashley Cole.

[*History*]

To the tune of 'Push It' by Salt N Peppa.


Oooh Ashley Ashley, Ashley Ashley.....


Simple, but superb at the same time.

[Tobinho the Shrimper]

Tune - Cotton Eyed Joe

Lyrics Slightly dodgy but

If it hadn't been for Ashley Cole
I'd be married along time ago
Where do you come from
Where do go?
Where'd you come from Ashley Cole .

OK lyrics very dodgy!
Tune works though

[Ashley.Cole]

Can I get a song concerning "Thursday Night, Channel 5" next home match?

[Kneel for 1]

Same Melody

"Ashley's right, Its Chanel 5,
Thursday night, Ashely's right."