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  1. Quick Jokes

    After Carpetright was looted , police are on the look out for the Tottenham rug dealers
  2. His face would fit at City..... Tevez, Lescott and Chadwick !
  3. Looking forward to the annoucement from Carlo that he is planning to keep Torres on the bench for Sunday and keep hime for some of the bigger games coming up and for the Champions league matches that Fernando didn't think he'd take part in again... Be nice to have a number 9
  4. Quick Jokes

    With a Young,Bent & possibly Keane frontline he'll be delighted!!
  5. John Terry

    He (& Frank)was outstanding yesterday. I know its been said before but, there is only one England captain!
  6. John Terry

    It could be that ... or it could be that he is surrounded by better players when he plays for Chelsea. When he gets the ball for Chelsea he has many options. when he gets the ball for England most of the team do not want the ball
  7. John Terry

    He did not say the last sentance - just bigged up Joe and Rooney
  8. Quick Jokes

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy ,went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: Bless Me, Father for I have sinned ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?''
  9. Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba has been outstanding for us- nuff said. Rooney, bless em, was always a wonderful talent, but I would have put good money on him NOT fulfilling his potential . I think the maturity he has shown over the last season and he work rate he put in every game has rightly resulted in plaudits from the media..... add in its a world cup year and the normal media darling, Stevei Me is having a shocker of a season ... what else would you expect.?
  10. John Terry

    If you saw photos of the 2 young women there is no way you could mix them up..... Bridges ex has a face and body from Baywatch..... the Tevez Doris has a face and body from Crimewatch....
  11. Quick Jokes

    What do you say to a scoucer in uniform?? Big Mac and chip
  12. John Terry

    I think he also said he had no problem with players having sex before games as long as it didn't delay the kick off
  13. John Terry

    It may not be related but...... since the first series of 'exclusives' about Ashley (just before Pompey away lasy year ?) he has been on the form of his life. Sorry about Mrs Cole, but if he returns from injury with the same form, keep it up Ash !!
  14. John Terry

    I'd settle for the players being able to speil spell sychogy psychology and soschool social affairs...... but then again I 'd try not to mention any kind of affairs
  15. John Terry

    As for the TW thingy,,,,,,, the guy has made a BILLION Dollars..... why is he that bothered what hs advertisers think? At worse case he will not add to his bank account this year..... As for JT..... I'm just glad he has got his 2 iffy games out of the way for the season.