Mark Kelly

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About Mark Kelly

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  • Birthday 02/08/1964

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    Losing Imaginary internet points since forever.

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    The Blue menace

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  1. Chelsea's forward issues

    Despite not yet scoring Kane has done more in twenty minutes against Leicester than Lukaku has in December and January .
  2. Lukaku messed up the Lukaku situation , deciding that appeasing Inters ultras was more important than impressing his new employers with his professionalism . We have replaced a fleet footed pair of wing backs through which ninety percent of our attacking football is played with a painfully slow Alonso and a clearly knacked. Azpillicueta and had to chop and change personnel due to injury and illness plus having to move players around to cover for the lack of physicality of the incoming players . Fatigue and injury are the factors not Tuchel If you seriously think otherwise then I despair . Man City looked fit and sharp and only had two shots on goal against us despite having eight days rest and fourteen days between Premier League games before they'd played a Chelsea side who'd played twice a week including two London derbys. We played Liverpool after they had a week rest We played Brighton after they had a weeks rest We played City after they had a weeks rest We had no rest . It's fatigue , mentally and physically .
  3. Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur

    I honestly think if I were Tuchel I'd have had them in for a warm down this morning , a chat and then told them to meet up on the morning of the Spurs game to really get the benefit of a few days off but I believer they're back Friday and Saturday for training .
  4. Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur

    I've just been informed that it was a hoax on twitter apparently
  5. Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur

    Leicester V Spurs has been called off for "reasons" so yet another club gets a week rest before playing Chelsea
  6. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    Worryingly he couldn't outsprint him either
  7. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    Lukaku said he's apologise to the fans with his actions on the pitch . Suddenly , he's struck dumb. He is doing the bare minimum just trying to appear to be interested . He's not . He's got what appears to be a completely unfounded superiority complex and we honestly need to cut our losses , move him on at a huge loss if necessary and buy a footballer to replace him . No amount of scapegoating can cover for a leaden footed buffoon who can't run , can't jump , gets shrugged off the ball by players half his size and complains forcibly to his team mates when they deliver the pass ten centimetres outside where he wants it . Italy , France , Germany , these are places where he will fit in as there's 36 dead rubber games a season where he will find his comfort zone , the English Premier League is simply too difficult for a man of his sensibilities .
  8. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    The trouble is Dean Saunders is an idiot , you cannot play Ziyech in front of Alonso unless you want to lose heavily as the opposition reap the rewards of attacking a player who won't defend and a player who can't run as fast as I can.
  9. Finally , someone noticed
  10. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    Not the same , this one is "look at me and quake in your boots , see what I'm capable of" Last nights was " Oh , right , yeah "
  11. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    I actually thought he hadn't realised he'd scored at first as it came ricocheting off the stanchion , however he's had a face like a smacked arse since he got here so he may just be a miserable git . I can't help but feel we'd be far better off with no Ziyech and Lukaku , let them go back to easy football and we'll get someone who actually gives a rat's ass .
  12. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    It depends how much the going rate for Clowns is , those size fourteen clown shoes must cost a fortune to maintain , and trying to finance a car that has room for forty people inside and the doors keep falling off must be hellishly expensive.
  13. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    I just looked it up , Brighton and City have played eleven games since December 1st , City had eight days off before they played us (iirc) , Brighton had two extra days off . Chelsea have played fifteen times since December 1st Four more games . Four. With a squad decimated by injuries , illness and fatigue . It's absolutely nothing to do with the money and it never has been.
  14. Brighton 1 Chelsea 1

    I don't think it ever really has to be honest , my favourite player of all time is Gudjohnsen , I think he cost £4.5m , Azpillicueta cost £7.5m We like many clubs get hung up on the next best thing and there are so many bargains to be had out there . Take tonight , the Brighton centre halves were equally as good as ours and they cost next to nothing.
  15. Honestly my friend , I think they were vastly technically superior to us , the first half they looked like European champions and we looked like journeymen . Mount Azpi Kante and Jorginho are injured I'm absolutely convinced of it.