Osgood 9 Report post Posted October 11, 2009 Few Scottish OnesA guy walks into a GP's surgery."Doctor , Doctor! He cries , "you've got to help me, I feel likeI'm turning into coconut"Says the doctor, "You're bountae "Hear about the lonely prisoner ?He was in his cell.What's the Scottish version of silence of the lambsSHUT UP EWES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chelsea22 Report post Posted October 11, 2009 I want to dedicate this to my dad who was a roofer.. so dad if you're up there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chelsea22 Report post Posted October 11, 2009 I'm a cab driver in my spare time and make my customers laugh- yea I usually take them for a ride Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kembo Report post Posted October 12, 2009 I just like black humor and no, I have never told this joke to a woman, jesus christ.Are you calling jesus christ a woman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k1905 Report post Posted October 12, 2009 Michael Jackson was dissapointed when Steven Gatley came to heaven. he thought they said someone from the boys home was coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
romfordblue Report post Posted October 13, 2009 After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Report post Posted October 13, 2009 Sorry but I never find jokes about people who die very funny to be honest. Not sure who will agree with me but how can people joke about people who die, I mean they do actually have family and friends. Just imagine that person was in you're family and people were doing jokes about them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinod Report post Posted October 13, 2009 Sorry but I never find jokes about people who die very funny to be honest. Not sure who will agree with me but how can people joke about people who die, I mean they do actually have family and friends. Just imagine that person was in you're family and people were doing jokes about them.Agreed!Black humor is fine as far as fiction is concerned. Beyond that I find it deeply disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Osgood 9 Report post Posted October 16, 2009 My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?Take away his bike! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted October 18, 2009 What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert?Terrormisu.:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
