David Moyes - we got what we wanted

[Ruudboy]

So finally, Moan U's board has come to the conclusion that the Stamford Bridge faithful were right in asking David Moyes to eff right off ("F*** of David Moyes, Wenger touches... etc."), temporarily replacing him with the positively Jurassic Ryan Giggs. This raises a serious issue: it would be a shame to lose the "F*** off David Moyes" chant, so what do we sing next Sunday?

• "Wenger touches pigs..." rhymes, but doesn't have the same ring to it
• "Pellegrini wears wigs" may well be accurate (I'll swear he does) but scarcely rhymes
• "Big Sam likes his cigs" has some merit (and scans), but are the Irons (Cockney: Iron Hoof, Poof) worthy of such immortalisation in song?
• Martinez and Sherwood don't inspire ...

Ideas, anyone?

[Chrisb]

I quite like the "Wenger touches pigs" line, it properly made me chuckle!

[blueandproud]

Thank heavens we brought Jose back to the club and did not employ Moyes. Roman Abramovic would have sacked him a long time ago.

[Flinkers]

Thank heavens we brought Jose back to the club and did not employ Moyes. Roman Abramovic would have sacked him a long time ago.

To be honest, I think he would have done better here than at Man United. Better set up for his tactics, players more suited to his style and we have a simple, defensive, counterattacking mindset. He'd have also worked on the problem we have generating width as that's one of the core tenets of his game.

Having said that, I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot barge pole now.

[Mutu7]

We didn't really. We wanted him to stay!

To be honest, I think he would have done better here than at Man United. Better set up for his tactics, players more suited to his style and we have a simple, defensive, counterattacking mindset. He'd have also worked on the problem we have generating width as that's one of the core tenets of his game.

I don't think so. He's just not a top level manager imo. We'd have probably sacked him by November.