Romelu Lukaku returns to Chelsea on a 5 year deal

[Sleeping Dave]

15 hours ago, Mark Kelly said:

Just saw this on another forum but it made me chuckle:

Don't be sad that it happened, be happy it's over

That’s very true. We can chose to cry over spilled milk but perhaps the best way to move forward is to look at it as something positive. It’s finally over. 

[Chrisb]

15 hours ago, Mark Kelly said:

Just saw this on another forum but it made me chuckle:

Don't be sad that it happened, be happy it's over

Very true. It’s like splitting up with a partner. At the start you’re all excited for what the future might hold but after a few months you realise that actually it’s not working out at all and you have to say “On your bike you tubby git, you’re just not what I expected, you’re not trying and I really can’t see a future for us.”
I can’t remember exactly what I said to my ex-partner though.

[JaneB]

4 hours ago, Chrisb said:

Very true. It’s like splitting up with a partner. At the start you’re all excited for what the future might hold but after a few months you realise that actually it’s not working out at all and you have to say “On your bike you tubby git, you’re just not what I expected, you’re not trying and I really can’t see a future for us.”
I can’t remember exactly what I said to my ex-partner though.

Not sure if you’re talking to yourself there or someone else but I hope you didn’t call your ex-partner a ‘tubby git’ 🫢

[RDCW]

14 minutes ago, JaneB said:

Not sure if you’re talking to yourself there or someone else but I hope you didn’t call your ex-partner a ‘tubby git’ 🫢

I assumed he was reciting her words to him! Surely "git" is a purely a masculine insult? 😅

[Bob Singleton]

18 minutes ago, JaneB said:

Not sure if you’re talking to yourself there or someone else but I hope you didn’t call your ex-partner a ‘tubby git’ 🫢

"I can’t remember exactly what I said to my ex-partner though" suggests it was his notional ex-partner calling him the 'tubby git' 😉

[Chrisb]

To clear things up I was talking about what should be said to Mr Lukaku! 
 

[RDCW]

4 hours ago, Chrisb said:

To clear things up I was talking about what should be said to Mr Lukaku! 
 

Are you therefore saying you are not a tubby git?

[Kezza]

What an actor. Someone who doesn’t care about consequences of his behaviour and demeanour. 

Edited 17 hours ago by Kezza

[Chrisb]

16 hours ago, RDCW said:

Are you therefore saying you are not a tubby git?

Absolutely, I have the physique of a Greek god. 
 

I can’t remember his name but he’s the one with the beer belly and skinny legs.

[RDCW]

42 minutes ago, Chrisb said:

Absolutely, I have the physique of a Greek god. 
 

I can’t remember his name but he’s the one with the beer belly and skinny legs.

Excellent!