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Everything posted by Chrisb

  1. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    I would pay good money to see that!
  2. Atletico Madrid 0 Chelsea 1

    Is this like “Where’s Waldo?” A picture with hundreds of footballers playing a game and you have to spot Havertz, he’d be easy to find as he’d probably be the one sitting on his a**e on the sidelines looking bemused. Have a nasty feeling that we may be down to 10 men early on in this game.
  3. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    And we also got it when you did.
  4. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    I’m with you on this. For all our possession and passing we create nothing and never really look threatening. I’m pretty sure he’s going to go defensive again against Atletico and, to be fair, if he doesn’t I reckon we’ll get well and truly spanked. Still disgusted with his treatment of CHO today too.
  5. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    They’ll be this bad until we play them then they’ll magically regain their form!
  6. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    Our style of football at the moment is pedestrian and predictable, we have tons of possession but do nothing constructive with it. A hummingbird high on speed would struggle to stay awake watching it.
  7. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    Tons of possession, tons of pointless passing and a penalty.
  8. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    Lots of possession and passing but no end product. Final ball is missing.
  9. Southampton 1 Chelsea 1

    Throw in Anthony Taylor reffing and it’s looking even worse!
  10. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    So, Mendy is still going to be the number 1 keeper. Can’t say I’m disappointed.
  11. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Actually I reckon we would. Other teams above and around us have been having an awful run and the way the opposition have played against us I think we would’ve won the games. However, it’s all hypothetical as he’s not in charge.
  12. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Make sure you sign my petition then!
  13. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Absolutely, he’s had a good game but for me it’s Kovacic all day long.
  14. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    He gets on the pitch but I think “still plays” is pushing it.
  15. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Think I might start a petition for bringing back the death penalty for Sky Sports commentators who talk sh*t. Tyler would be first in the chair followed swiftly by Carragher.
  16. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    But you weren’t even in the squad!
  17. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    That would be a collectors item! He has been immense tonight though.
  18. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    He’s probably got cold feet.
  19. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    After seeing those replays I’ve changed my mind. It was a penalty, what Neville was waffling about makes a mockery of the Kane, Salah, Mane etc penalties that ARE given.
  20. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    I’ve tried google translate but I’m still not sure what this means! 😃
  21. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    And his jokes are about as amusing as stepping on a piece of Lego with bare feet.
  22. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Quite, if Tyler was to lose his ability to talk in a freak yachting accident I for one wouldn’t shed a tear.
  23. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Never, he clearly got the ball.
  24. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Head like a 50 pence piece!
  25. Chelsea 2 Newcastle United 0

    Good positive start, a shot on target within 3 minutes!