gronkjaer77

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About gronkjaer77

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  • Birthday 07/15/1977

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    Chelsea sausages
  1. A little reminiscent of a certain H Crespo. Making all the right moves but never given the ball. I'm sure the tide will turn. Perhaps playing Zhirkov rather than Essien could create some supply? One on form the other decidedly not........
  2. Lets Have A Moan Up

    Loving your use of 'bum-fest' Bert. So true. He needs to spend £100m to get that team anywhere near good at this stage!
  3. Lets Have A Moan Up

    Loving your use of 'bum-fest' Bert. So true. He needs to spend £100m to get that team anywhere near good at this stage!
  4. Musical Tastes

    Can't say much for her music but I do love Kylie. Front, back and in the mooth area. ;-)
  5. Musical Tastes

    And on a less serious note: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/patrick+moore/
  6. Didier Drogba

    Valencia even over Tevez is a disgrace. Seriously, Frank has been uber screwed over here.
  7. Musical Tastes

    Just getting into 'Animals as Leaders'. Jeez, that Tosin Abasi can't 'arf play! You couldn't dance to it though! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpeeuIGo6M&feature=related Probably mainly of interest to musos and generally guitary people ;-)
  8. still thinks Jesper is better than Robben. And Malouda. And Ribery.

  9. Books You've Enjoyed Or Would Recommend

    I actually liked most of the Frank Herbert Dune sequels, although not many of the prequels! Although I know that a great many people didn't, he does tend to go off on one! Speaking of which, yeah, Dick is a little on the extreme side at times. I found A Scanner Darkly an insanely good read..................eventually! (Managed to get into it on my third attempt.)
  10. Books You've Enjoyed Or Would Recommend

    Currently reading Peter Hamilton's 'The Reality Dysfunction'. Very good so far (bit of a tome!) but starts a little slow. Read a lot of Scifi, but as a genre it is flooded with more sh**e than good. Asimov, Frank Herbert (not his son!), and Phillip K. Dick I have always found as safe bets. Some of Iain Bank's stuff is good as well; just avoid the phonetically written 'Feersum Enjin'.
  11. Ashley Cole

    Indeed, I have known it as the Daily Homophobe for some years now. Couldn't even force myself to read the whole article. It'll all be drivel anyway. Edit: Skipped the Mail 'content' and just read the interview. They're just getting a kick out of being publicly cretinous! Surely noone credits either of them with custody of the family braincell on this given day?
  12. Salomon Kalou

    Not one of our finest players by a long chalk, but he does occasionally bring an important goal to the table. Considering we can't sign anyone else to do that job for the foreseeable, I dont see what the problem is. He will be on less than half the amount Sheva bent us over for and has provided (on his lesser contract) more goals. Time to stop crying methinks!
  13. Didier Drogba

    The man has already delivered a fair bit of silverware to the Chelsea cabinet since he arrived. For that reason surely he is already a Chelsea great? Or does he have to conform to some other paradigm that I am unaware of? It'll be a sad day when he leaves us for sure. And there's another reason. Just my 10p. Toodles
  14. Salomon Kalou

    I must admit Kalou is quite frustrating with his finishing, but I find him infinitely preferable to Malouda on the left of a front three. He seems more adept at dribbling and can stick a half decent cross in. Scores a few and sets up a few. Ok he's not Robben, but then again we sold him didn't we. My question to someone with access to all the stats is: has he made an appreciable improvement since arriving? He is still a fairly young player and thus I would expect him to be making continual improvements. Certainly in terms of his shooting accuracy (but maybe not eh?) and decision making in front of goal.
  15. Musical Tastes

    Anyone on here a fan of Audioslave? Got turned on to them when I heard the title track from Casino Royale. Vocalist from Soundgarden meets Rage Against the Machine. I must admit they are rather good. Also loving the Biffy Clyro single 'mountains' - very good song but makes me piss myself whenever I hear the uber strong west country accents, sorry peeps. Going to see Fall Out Boy in sunny Glasgi next month and can't bloody wait. Artists currently on my 'fatwa list' are: Girls Aloud (as always and they shall forever remain) Buffy Natasha Beddingfield Akon If anyone could brutalise any of the above with a dead wood pigeon I would be eternally grateful and perhaps even buy you a pint or 3.