PALMERSTON

Courtois Azpilicueta Cahill Terry Luis Matic Fabregas Schurrle Hazard Oscar Costa

Got a feeling they will score and make it a nail biter.

As a CPO since 1994 I am totally unsure and that is very unlike me, most things Chelsea are black and white (or blue and white) but I think this needs a great deal of thought. As it stands I am not happy about leaving Stamford Bridge and need a lot of convincing.

Just got back from my mates funeral he died after being struck in the face by a tennis ball, it was a lovely service.

Local police hunting the "knitting needle nutter" who so far has stabbed 6 people in the backside in the last 48 hours believe he may be following a pattern !

I presume this is some kind of abstract humour that I have no knowledge of?

It took me a while but I found the joke :)

I set my sky+ to record An idiot abroad last night, and when I came to watch it this morning it was highlights of Peter Crouch against Real Madrid.

Not only did he ruffle his hair but this was in the semi final that finally got replayed after Hilsborough, maybe just maybe he should have had a bit of humility. As you say a complete fool.

How about Torresjusthitthebackofthenetforgawdsake ? Not that I want to change my name I was just offering up an option to others.

Not last night.

Apparantly the rumour is that the home shirt may be blue and have sleeves.

"eminent" football reporter Steve Curry has been on the radio this morning to basically say "I dont like the man and he will never be as good as Kenny Samson" Fine bit of sports reporting that.

Say no more.

I was walking through the park today and spotted two fellas with spades, one was digging holes and the other filling them up behind him, I watched for a while and then approached them and asked what they were doing, and one of the chaps replied "there is normally 3 of us but the fella who plants the trees is off sick"!