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Everything posted by PALMERSTON

  1. Ashes 2015

    Agreed, not a fan of Swann, He is a bit of a poor mans Tuffnell, but the jokes are constant and almost prescripted.
  2. Ashes 2015

    One up with four to play, I'm still as nervous as I was at 0 0 with five to play !
  3. Read Jose's Mind Challenge (Leicester 23/08/2014)

    Courtois Azpilicueta Cahill Terry Luis Matic Fabregas Schurrle Hazard Oscar Costa
  4. Chelsea 2 Galatasaray 0

    Got a feeling they will score and make it a nail biter.
  5. As a CPO since 1994 I am totally unsure and that is very unlike me, most things Chelsea are black and white (or blue and white) but I think this needs a great deal of thought. As it stands I am not happy about leaving Stamford Bridge and need a lot of convincing.
  6. Quick Jokes

    Just got back from my mates funeral he died after being struck in the face by a tennis ball, it was a lovely service.
  7. Quick Jokes

    Local police hunting the "knitting needle nutter" who so far has stabbed 6 people in the backside in the last 48 hours believe he may be following a pattern !
  8. Quick Jokes

    I presume this is some kind of abstract humour that I have no knowledge of?
  9. Quick Jokes

    It took me a while but I found the joke :)
  10. Quick Jokes

    I set my sky+ to record An idiot abroad last night, and when I came to watch it this morning it was highlights of Peter Crouch against Real Madrid.
  11. Not only did he ruffle his hair but this was in the semi final that finally got replayed after Hilsborough, maybe just maybe he should have had a bit of humility. As you say a complete fool.
  12. Name Change

    How about Torresjusthitthebackofthenetforgawdsake ? Not that I want to change my name I was just offering up an option to others.
  13. Quick Jokes

    Not last night.
  14. New Kits

    Apparantly the rumour is that the home shirt may be blue and have sleeves.
  15. Ashley Cole

    "eminent" football reporter Steve Curry has been on the radio this morning to basically say "I dont like the man and he will never be as good as Kenny Samson" Fine bit of sports reporting that.
  16. Didier Drogba

    Say no more.
  17. Quick Jokes

    I was walking through the park today and spotted two fellas with spades, one was digging holes and the other filling them up behind him, I watched for a while and then approached them and asked what they were doing, and one of the chaps replied "there is normally 3 of us but the fella who plants the trees is off sick"!
  18. Quick Jokes

    He could always fly in to each individual house on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer, just a thought?
  19. Quick Jokes

    Woman goes into a music shop and asks "do you have jingle bells on 7 inch"? The young lad behind the counter replies "no, but I have dangly balls on 9 inch"! "is that a record" enquires the woman. "I dunno" the lad says "but not bad for a sixteen year old" !!
  20. Josh Mc Eachran

    And no doubt the arguement will start that there is simply no way that Wiltshire and McEachran can both play together in englands midfield!
  21. Quick Jokes

    I got myself one of those 3d tellys the other week, it is amazing, makes you feel like you are really there. I tuned in to the Liverpool game at the weekend then found out at the end of the match that some scouse bastard had nicked my wallet !!
  22. Injury News

    It was a knock that was taken seriously, but no break, hopefully he should be back in training tomorrow or Friday and leading the boys out on Saturday. Up yours talksport, Tottenham,Liverpool,Man U, Arsenal fans etc. Poor response from many opposing fans to an England centre back representing thier country at a world cup.
  23. Chelsea Reserve & Youth Team

    Fantastic, well done to the fellas.
  24. Quick Jokes

    See, you are getting the hang of it now, I'm not entirely sure what you are saying, but much funnier than you'r previous post. Well done :)
  25. Quick Jokes

    I bought a deoderant stick today, having never used one I read the instructions,it said........remove top and slowly push up bottom. I'm typing this in casualty at the moment but my farts smell lovely.