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  1. Quick Jokes

    After Carpetright was looted , police are on the look out for the Tottenham rug dealers
  2. His face would fit at City..... Tevez, Lescott and Chadwick !
  3. Looking forward to the annoucement from Carlo that he is planning to keep Torres on the bench for Sunday and keep hime for some of the bigger games coming up and for the Champions league matches that Fernando didn't think he'd take part in again... Be nice to have a number 9
  4. Quick Jokes

    With a Young,Bent & possibly Keane frontline he'll be delighted!!
  5. Chelsea Finances Thread

    I have seen lots of referances to the 'Financial Fairplay rules' that will be introduced. Has anybody got the time to explain what it all means??? (Please write as if you are expalining to an 11 year old as I can be a bit slow)
  6. Quick Jokes

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy ,went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: Bless Me, Father for I have sinned ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?''
  7. Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba has been outstanding for us- nuff said. Rooney, bless em, was always a wonderful talent, but I would have put good money on him NOT fulfilling his potential . I think the maturity he has shown over the last season and he work rate he put in every game has rightly resulted in plaudits from the media..... add in its a world cup year and the normal media darling, Stevei Me is having a shocker of a season ... what else would you expect.?
  8. Quick Jokes

    What do you say to a scoucer in uniform?? Big Mac and chip
  9. Gael Kakuta

    I can not see what the panic is about January. Yes we have the ACN and will have a few away, but this is not a surprise. With both Drogs and Kalou away, we'll have to make do with Anelka, Sturridge and Di Santo up front. Next summer would be the next likley time that we would have wanted to bring in players and I'd have thought the club should focus abut getting the ban reduced to one window and not two.
  10. Gael Kakuta

    Ribery will be so overpriced he'll not bve worth buying and after his performance on Wednesday, I can not see Chelsea ever going in for Aguero. Its very rare to make a success of buying a player in the jan window, and, its ever rarer to get a new player being effective in a couple of weeks. But, just for fun, I'd love Chelsea to make an offer for Stevie G and Torres, Liverpools season will be over by then and, I think they are not cup tied, they coul;d come in handy for the FA and Carling cup runs
  11. Gael Kakuta

    I can understand the club appealling and figthting to get the ruling overturened. What I can't understand is why we would want to sign anybody in Jan. ? Di Santo will be back, we'll have Anelka, Sturridge and Borini , there will not be better forwards on he market. With Frank. Ballack, Maluda, Joe Cole, Decom Belletti we would not need midfield cover,
  12. Quick Jokes

    again .... sorry An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. 'I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress.' she says. 'Come again?' says the clerk, cupping his ear. 'No' she replies. 'This time it's mayonnaise.'
  13. Quick Jokes

    Sorry............ An Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground. Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.' Sharon: 'Ok.' Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?' Sharon: 'Oh my god, I'm paralysed from the waist down!'
  14. Quick Jokes

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right.. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
  15. Quick Jokes

    Not really a joke but made me laugh out loud http://office-humour.co.uk/item/11403/