Mark Kelly

I will, but I don't think you'll have me.

It's a funny thing racism, it knows the difference between red and blue.

C' mon me old mate, it was quite funny, and absolutely not made with any malice.

He was though, wasn't he? Did Droy press the buzzer?

Your not inconsistent, you pick a position at the beginning of the season and defend it regardless of the evidence, couching every post as if through a filter of your originally flawed perspective.

No it's not , at the beginning of the season when Sarri was fresh to the side , the side were desperately trying to give him what he wanted and buy into the "Sarriball" phenomenon. However as the season progressed the side reverted to type and we got the turgid plodding football we are familiar with but with Hazard in stellar form bailing Sarri out on a bi-weekly basis Kepa was better than he is now but he was still average at best Jorginho was fantastic but everything Sarri did was built around him Rudiger was better but got a bad injury which has possibly had even more influence on him than playing behind a keeper with the worst case of the Yips in history , He literally couldn't catch a cold. Now we see Kepa with dropsy and you can blame Lampard for that for not taking a busted flush out of the spotlight if you wish. Rudiger having recently the game of his season even if the bar is low Jorginho marginalised to a degree and less effective when playing because the World no longer revolves around him James is better because James is playing as Lampard dropped Azpillicueta for him , that's on Lampard Mount is thriving because he has his managers full trust in numerous positions Tammy is not having the best season and that's down to his inability to get to the ball quickly enough , this will come , he's still learning and importantly is being trusted by his manager who must get a degree of praise for it .

Mate , Hazard single handedly dragged that side over the line in both the league and the Europa League and you'll not convince me otherwise . Stop filtering every single reply you make through the Droy-o-meter where every answer has to be strategised via your original thoughts on the matter whatever the evidence shows to the contrary , it's mightily impressive but gets us nowhere .

Remind me again what was so great about Sarri when Hazard carried the side every week ,we had ten weeks of Sarri ball followed by weeks of Chelsea-give-the-ball-to-Hazard-and-hope-ball

I think that's largely paper talk, I understand you can get in the Shed end for £40. Anything they can do to make us look bad they're there, never miss a trick.

The trouble is he's not even getting there, he's always nearly there.

Christmas has come early for the Spuds on social media, they're the Champions at last. It must be truly the season of good will as they've completely revised their opinion of the bus driver too. I'd prefer the scousers over them and him.

Lampards substitutions were insane. Both late and wrong. Also once more Abraham was like Cinderella, late for the ball on every single chance and if you really, absolutely, have to kill an attacking move, give the ball to Kante and he'll give the ball straight to the opposition.

I did fear that would happen, thankfully, they'd convinced themselves they were crap themselves by then.

Giroud on, let's miss him out with every cross.

Comings together Pete. At least when it's where we're on the receiving end. Lol.