Mark Kelly

First Chelsea hero , Butch Most exciting signing Ricardo Carvalho Player I wished we'd signed Johan Cruyff (there were rumours) Favourite goal , Torres in the Camp Nou Lifetime Eleven Bonetti Ferrer , Carvalho , Terry , Cole Essien , Poyet , Lamps , Gudjohnsen Drogba , Osgood .

Robbed City blind in the first half.

Don't worry , City will get VAR all their own way as compensation next time out . Fair's fair . Gulp.

Two goals , VAR would have ruled them both out had the PGMOL and SKY any interest in fair competition . Liverpool finally winning the league is the story they want and SKY are probably salivating at the prospect of an all day event , culminating with a procession around the city for "the people's champions ".

To team up with Conte ?

As its cleared from the goal it very slightly clips Tammy's hand which diverts the ball to Azpi. It's a nonsense but it is a new rule so they're pretty hot on it. The referee got it right I suppose which was a first for him.

Of course it was disallowed. I'm surprised the ref didn't stab him too.

Best team in the World (ahem)

Oh and the ref is an absolute moron . Or a cheat . Whatever .

An almost comically inept display from our full backs , I said before the game that Alonso would be a liability tonight and he's proven me right , goodness knows what's wrong with Emerson to not even make the bench . Azpi also woeful . The thing that gets me is , some players are better than others , some have differing physicality to others but we're losing this because we're stupid .

And Alonso brainfart again too. When we're bad we're terrible.

Plus there has been a total and utter media blackout about the incident , literally nobody is talking about it except us !

All day long . He cheated in a far more calculated way than CHO and CHO was booked . It's a con and VAR is the end of football in the UK .

Paul Tierney , the man who thinks CHO dived . Oh good .

Don't hold your breath .