Mark Kelly

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  1. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    From Monty Pythons " Life of Brian" He's not the messiah , he's a naughty boy.
  2. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    All I said was , that piece of Haddock was good enough for Jehovah ...
  3. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    Just watched the first half of the Palace / Doncaster game . I don't recall a single pass being played to Bats in its entirety.
  4. Manchester City 6 Chelsea 0

    They don't count though .
  5. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    Thankfully , Phil Thompson doesn't want a weaker Chelsea as what would that achieve ? Ahem.
  6. I think the back four is not a problem per se , rather that team instructions seem to be to mark the space and not the player , A!onso being picked because he has the requisite height and not the speed and stamina of a modern day left back and the equally not fleet footed Jorginho in the place of a holding midfielder or shield . our midfield is a bigger issue in my opinion , unable to shield the defence or assist the attack , although in fairness to Sarri I did notice a greater desire to support the front line against The Malmo arms .
  7. Media / Press

    SKY once more showing their utter contempt for Chelsea by showing apparently at random as it bore no relation to the previous article , all Man City goals . Not that they had no right but with "One step beyond" playing in the background ? Wankers.
  8. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    It's an old C/w number I believe , think someone else covered it later .
  9. Chelsea vs Manchester United

    I was a bit non plussed about this one but having read today's utter hatchet job in the Daily Mail and the many positive Utd ones then I'm hoping we smash them .
  10. I'm happy to see a manager given time to mould his squad and hone them into what he believes is the right way of playing but it's been seven months and we're arguably a worse side now than we were then . It's subjective I know but I thought we were appalling against Malmo utterly bereft of ideas all over the park with the players seemingly more concerned with their piss poor attempts at doing what the coach wants than thinking for themselves. Nice idea , wrong bloke .
  11. It's getting a tad wearing now , he cannot motivate the players , they aren't playing "his" football , this week it's we cannot defend set pieces ( nothing wrong with his eyes then ) I wonder what it'll be come Monday evening ? Hopefully arrivederci.
  12. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    We're going to limp our way to the final and be humiliated by Napoli , mark my words. Dreadful performance against a team of third rate cloggers that at times we made look like World beaters . Referee was awful ,truly awful , expect the PGMOL to draft him in over here soon . I started off quite liking Sarri , I started off impressed by the way we would ping the ball around in defence getting ourselves out of trouble in an instant , but seven months later there isn't a glimmer of improvement , the football sucks , the players suck and everything about Sarri screams " out of my depth" , he literally has no ****ing idea what he's doing , the defending at set pieces is criminal , there is no pace anywhere in the side other than out wide and the concept of Sarriball is dead in the water as nobody is even trying to implement it . Another season where I literally cannot wait for it to end so miserable and abject it all is. Last night really highlighted where we are as a club , far more than the 6-0 drubbing at the weekend. We are nowhere .
  13. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    These days it's unusual for European refs to be as piss poor as the English ones but this bloke has obviously been trained by the PGMOL.
  14. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    Go veggie .
  15. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    Push push push push push push push . Kovacic pushes back , free kick . Great , another 12th man .
  16. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    His brother is no doubt totally focused on CHO's career and not 15% of £35m commission.
  17. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    I don't know who was more surprised the ball got to him , Barkley or me .
  18. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    Dreadful so far , no idea creatively whatsoever .
  19. Malmo FF 1 vs Chelsea 2

    I wonder if it's coming down from the board ?
  20. I wonder who'll be the person running the rule over all these incoming new players if the coach isn't the one doing the recruiting ? You can't go wrong with three or four lawyers and a chief exec .
  21. Transfer Talk Topic

    When he moved back into almost the midfield he was superb.
  22. I think Rafa is a very good coach indeed , however , I'd rather have a coach who wanted to win every game not just all the ones except two.
  23. Of course , but it ain't going to help us next season when he has nothing to spend unless he sells the crown jewels and then has to buy loads of players or turn raw teenagers into Galacticos !
  24. I don't doubt players would want to play for him , but would we have the purse to satisfy his requirements for the players he wants to play for him ? I don't think so .