Just wanna tell you lot about a little cheeky story I tell to QPR fans to wind them up: [Argues with QPR fan] "And don't even get me started on Billy "Silly Boy" Soy, AKA Silly Billy. Oh, you've never heard of him? Well, Silly Billy was a QPR fan in the 60's. A very popular fellow, and good footballer, by all accounts, but a bit dim, so the QPR fans could relate to that. Billy managed to get a successful trial at Chelsea. He was to come on in a friendly as a late sub v QPR. While warming up, Billy attempted to whisper some dressing room secrets of Chelsea to the QPR crowd, to which they replied "No, don't be silly, Billy". The Chelsea management noticed what was going on, and he was sent back to the bench, and then packing his bags afterwards, sacked. Silly Boy Soy was knocked over and killed by a Bentley three days later. His dressing room slander was taken to the grave. Since this incident Chelsea no longer pay for QPR's annual Xmas party, and likely never will again. So sit your stripey arse down!"