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KB49   

Isn't there a second verse bout Duff?

Something like:

If she don't come,

Damian Duff will tickle her m***,

With a lump of celery

lol!

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Cary   

As a non native English, I have two questions regarding these lyrics:

- why "she don't" in place of "she doesn't"?

- why not "cum" in place of "come"? "cum" being a rhyme of "bum"

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quote:Originaly posted by HL49

Isn't there a second verse bout Duff?


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There is a Geremi song:

Geremi, Geremi,

If Damien Duff don't tickle her m***,

We're send in Geremi.

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quote:Originally posted by Cary

As a non native English, I have two questions regarding these lyrics:

- why "she don't" in place of "she doesn't"?

- why not "cum" in place of "come"? "cum" being a rhyme of "bum"


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'She don't' - is I guess what you call common English. It's gramatically wrong, but people use it whilst speaking along with a lot of other words and sentences that are gramitically wrong!

Come also rhymes with bum, but inadvertently or perhaps not you are close to home.

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Chelsea FC - Celery Champions!

Back-to-back, Chelsea’s passed the test

Premier league champions, they are the best

What’s the secret of their success?

British celery, beats all the rest

Frank Lampard eats celery hearts

He says they’re the sweetest parts

His wife’s got a recipe for celery tarts

The boys love ‘em before a game starts!

Back-to-back, Chelsea’s passed the test

Premier league champions, they are the best

What’s the secret of their success?

British celery, beats all the rest

John Terry snacks on celery sticks

That’s how he gets his mighty kicks

Low in fat, they’re much healthier than chips

Refreshing crisp taste, they’re great with dips

Back-to-back, Chelsea’s passed the test

Premier league champions, they are the best

What’s the secret of their success?

British celery, beats all the rest

Celery helps the Chelsea boys on their way

With their fruit and veg, recommended 5-a-day

Whether the game’s at home or away

Celery helps them work, rest and play!

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