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Wayne Rooney Song

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Shelly   

I thought this might be a nice ditty for Saturday..!

His name is Wayne Rooney he likes to shag old birds

He runs round like a looney, and he fancies Thora Hird

He looks just like a dosser, even in a fancy suit

His team mates are all tossers, and his birds a prostitute...

(to the tune of my old mans a dustman)

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it's all well and good but trying to get em going at chelsea is hard as!!!, if you havge a couple of you singing it then it will pick up!! class though

still think the

sl*pper sh*gger

sl*pper sh*gger

wayne rooney

sl*pper sh*gger

sl*pper sh*gger

wayne rooney

to the tune of zigga zagga, think it was brilliant at wembley during fa cup!!!

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milan   

I heard Wayne Rooney is getting real upset at the fact people are making chants and songs because he is going bald or because of he's weight. Lets get him really frustrated during the game and hopefully he gets himself sent off. Ill start with;

He's fat

he's scouse

he'll prob'ly rob your house

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney

So come on True Blues add some baldy chants too.

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What's that comming over the hill is it Wayne Rooney, is it Wayne Rooney!

What's that comming over the hill is it Wayne Rooney, is it Wayne Rooney!

To the tune of the Automatics -whats that comming over the hill!

Any good?!

p.s. I was trying to think of something to do with shrek but couldn't!!!

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Cal   

He's Gay,

With Nani,

He Probably Shagged Your Granny Wayne Ronney, Wayne Rooney.

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You fat bastard, you fat bastard

He's fat

he's scouse

he's gonna rob your house

wayne rooney, wayne rooney

Rooney's scouse, rooney's scouse, rooney's scouse, rooney's scouse (to the united fans)

plus all the usual hate scouse songs....

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davedot   
I heard Wayne Rooney is getting real upset at the fact people are making chants and songs because he is going bald or because of he's weight. Lets get him really frustrated during the game and hopefully he gets himself sent off. Ill start with;

He's fat

he's scouse

he'll prob'ly rob your house

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney

So come on True Blues add some baldy chants too.

To the Kaiser Bill's Batman tune(the whistling song)

Ronaldo's a cheat,he fall's over his feet.

But rooney's the man u scums fatman.

That runt fabergas is a pain in the arse.

But rooney's the man u scums fatman.

Gerrard's a scouse,who's just robbed your house.

But rooney's the man u scums fatman.

So it don't matter what all the other teams got.

because rooney's the man u scums fatman.

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