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A woman was in bed with her lover and was telling him how stupid her husband was, when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?!?" "There" said the wife "I told you he was stupid."

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whats the difference between the Icelandic volcano & cheryl Cole??? the volvano is still blowing ash!!

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Well, I am only 4.

Anyway, it was a satirical stab at those who thought our title race was over after the draw at Blackburn - I apologise if it wasn't conveyed/you didn't infer that from the original 'Quick Joke'.

See, you are getting the hang of it now, I'm not entirely sure what you are saying, but much funnier than you'r previous post. Well done :)

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I went into B&Q today, a guy came up to me in an orange apron and said .... "Do you need decking?"

Luckily I was the one to get the first punch in.

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Recent satallite images have shown a new ash cloud appearing over London. The latest reports show it is nothing to about, its just thousands of Spurs fans blowing dust off their passports!!

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Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?

The Premiership!

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