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Osgood 9   

Few Scottish Ones

A guy walks into a GP's surgery.

"Doctor , Doctor! He cries , "you've got to help me, I feel like

I'm turning into coconut"

Says the doctor, "You're bountae "

Hear about the lonely prisoner ?

He was in his cell.

What's the Scottish version of silence of the lambs

SHUT UP EWES

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I want to dedicate this to my dad who was a roofer.. so dad if you're up there

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I'm a cab driver in my spare time and make my customers laugh- yea I usually take them for a ride

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kembo   
I just like black humor and no, I have never told this joke to a woman, jesus christ.

Are you calling jesus christ a woman?

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k1905   

Michael Jackson was dissapointed when Steven Gatley came to heaven. he thought they said someone from the boys home was coming!

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After the death of Stephen Gately at his Spanish Villa, stars of stage and screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent.

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Sir   

Sorry but I never find jokes about people who die very funny to be honest. Not sure who will agree with me but how can people joke about people who die, I mean they do actually have family and friends. Just imagine that person was in you're family and people were doing jokes about them.

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Vinod   
Sorry but I never find jokes about people who die very funny to be honest. Not sure who will agree with me but how can people joke about people who die, I mean they do actually have family and friends. Just imagine that person was in you're family and people were doing jokes about them.

Agreed!

Black humor is fine as far as fiction is concerned. Beyond that I find it deeply disturbing.

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Osgood 9   

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?

Take away his bike!

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