Homer Simpson Report post Posted June 26, 2011 Sorry to turn this into a non-joke, but I cycled past the Warsaw stadium this week and past the London 2012 Olympic arena a month ago and the Warsaw stadium looks much much more advanced. They should still be ready months ahead of the competition. As someone who has spent a lot of time in Poland, I am really impressed (and for once will admit to have being wrong) at how well they are meeting realistic deadlines for 2012 (if not the unreasonably tight planned ones). On the building workers front, a friend of mine exports Polish labour and skilled building workers to the UK Eire and Scandanavia. He seems to be doing as much business as ever....I don't get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PALMERSTON Report post Posted June 27, 2011 On the building workers front, a friend of mine exports Polish labour and SKILLED building workers to the UK. It took me a while but I found the joke :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fab 4 Report post Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) This is a joke...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/180687935076Isn't it? Edited June 27, 2011 by NandoNumberNine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueFlag999 Report post Posted June 27, 2011 This is a joke...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/180687935076Isn't it?LOL. I bet the person who last bidded is secretly bricking it that he might be forced to actually pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
625164 Report post Posted June 29, 2011 a woman is a man's best friend, reassuring him when he feels insecure & comforting him after a bad day. Inspiring him to live without fear, helping him to express his deepest emotions & give in to his most intimate desires. Making sure he feels like the strongest man ever, confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait... I'm thinking of Stella Artois! It’s Stella that does all that..Sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CostaTheBlue Report post Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) Dalglish: How much for Henderson?Bruce: £20 million joDalglish: Done!-----------------------------------An Arsenal fan walks into a bar, the barmen asks him what he wants and the Arsenal fan says "I'll have a double because my football team can't get one".-----------------------------------How many Tottenham fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to go on about how they're a massive club despite not winning anything.-----------------------------------What's the differance between Arsenal and Swansea?One's a good team that plays possesion football and won a trophey last season, the others Arsenal!-----------------------------------Aparently singing to plants hepls then to grow, I'm off to shout at the weeds then. Edited June 29, 2011 by TorresTheBlue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alan Conway Report post Posted June 30, 2011 Oh dear :-( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PALMERSTON Report post Posted June 30, 2011 Dalglish: How much for Henderson?Bruce: £20 million joDalglish: Done!-----------------------------------An Arsenal fan walks into a bar, the barmen asks him what he wants and the Arsenal fan says "I'll have a double because my football team can't get one".-----------------------------------How many Tottenham fans does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to go on about how they're a massive club despite not winning anything.-----------------------------------What's the differance between Arsenal and Swansea?One's a good team that plays possesion football and won a trophey last season, the others Arsenal!-----------------------------------Aparently singing to plants hepls then to grow, I'm off to shout at the weeds then.I presume this is some kind of abstract humour that I have no knowledge of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaviesCFC Report post Posted June 30, 2011 Again with the lightbulbs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikaforssell23 Report post Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) Again with the lightbulbs!If you wanna create your own lightbulbs joke, there you go: http://www.lightbulbjokes.com/ ;) Edited July 1, 2011 by mikaforssell23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
