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Tomcat   

Too much spare time today. Created tattoo idea for my friend, Spurs fan.

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bert19   

1. Go to Google translate.

2. Set the translator to go from Croatian to English.

3. Type in the words 'Mario Mandzukic'

4. Prepare for mind to be blown when you see the answer it returns.

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Paul1970   

1. Go to Google translate.

2. Set the translator to go from Croatian to English.

3. Type in the words 'Mario Mandzukic'

4. Prepare for mind to be blown when you see the answer it returns.

Jermain defoe??????

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Osgood 9   

I could never work in the Jobcentre. Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day...

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625164   

lost my compensation case against the bloke who drove into my car with no insurance - I know I'll take it to the FA - they can overrule any bloody stupid court!

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It was deep into injury time. I managed to get in

the way of a Lampard pass and the ball bounced to

Giggs. He gave it to Nani, who crossed it in for

Rooney to volley home the winning goal. The emotion

took over me. I stripped off my shirt, ran towards

the crowd and dived in to celebrate with the fans.

As I crawled back out and put my shirt back on, I

knew I'd be in trouble.

I'd forgotten to blow my whistle.

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