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The National Trust moving the stones at Avebury in readiness for the clocks going back an hour

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Got stuck in traffic behind Arsene Wenger today.

 

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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out. In the meantime the penguin goes across the street to the 7-11 to kill some time and get an ice cream. Penguins love ice cream, but because he's got no hands the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak. So he goes back to the mechanic and the guys tells him, "looks like you blew a seal". The penguin tells him, "no, that's just a little ice cream."

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Rugby Tickets:

 

A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for the Ireland v England rugby match on 18th March. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be on the same afternoon as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

 

 It's at the Registry Office, on Grand Canal Street, at 4.30 p.m. The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, quite pretty and is a really good cook.  She'll be the one in the white dress...

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