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10 hours ago, Sea foot said:

Not sure that the Irish would like being called Eire.

How do you mean? Is Eire not the right name for southern Ireland anymore? The North is mixed, hence my making the distinction. 

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On 03/09/2017 at 9:39 PM, Ham said:
2 hours ago, Ham said:

How do you mean? Is Eire not the right name for southern Ireland anymore? The North is mixed, hence my making the distinction. 

Normally it is Ireland and Northern Ireland, although since January 2007 Irish government nameplates at EU meeting bore both Éire and Ireland, following the adoption of Irish as a working language of the EU.

 

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20% Essien, 20% Mikel, 60% haven't a clue

Whoever it is they seem to be snapping their ACL right now.

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A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

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This Lawyer Is Thorough…

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

 

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