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Courtesy of Have I Got News For You


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Snow White , kisses all the seven dwarves on their foreheads and sees them all off for a days work down the mine .

After a couple of hours she looks out of the cottage window to see a real hullabaloo going on .

She shouts to a passer  by "whatever is all this commotion ?

The passer by says "Mistress , you'd better come quickly there's been a cave in at the mine".

When she gets there she sees a large hole has appeared and is urged to shout down it to check for signs of life .

"Hello there ! Are you Ok?".

She hears a feint voice in answer.

"Jose Mourinho will lead United to the Premier League title " 

"Thank God , Dopey's alive".

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