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Why can't Tyrannosaurus Rex clap hands?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because they're extinct.

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Ham   

My grandad warned people the Titanic would sink…

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

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How's everyone holding up?

It's absolutely crazy out here in Northampton! It's only half-six and I've already killed 11 zombies! And why the hell are they all carrying sweets? And why are they so much smaller than in the films?

 

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Beaconsfield is doing its bit, Bob. Major difference is along with the pint-sized zombies are the girls of St Trinians. Still, it’s saved me a fortune in treats ... 😎

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