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Everything posted by TheOneKEA

  1. Non Chelsea: Champions League

    All done. Inter 2 Bayern 0. Bayern need a defence, because whatever they currently have isn't one.
  2. Non Chelsea: Premier League

    The only bad thing about l'Arse losing that badly is that Manure was the winner. Here's hoping that after we destroy them at the Bridge, Rafa and company do it to them too - just to get the Liverpool fans' hopes up...
  3. Non Chelsea: Premier League

    Is anybody at all surprised that l'Arse are getting battered by Manure and that they can't score to save their lives? The replay before halftime proves it - six passes across the penalty area and then they scuff it wide...
  4. Non Chelsea: Premier League

    WTF WTF WTF. 'Pool are already 2-1 up at OT. Stevie Me just won and scored a penalty! Is this opposite day or something?!?!?
  5. Non Chelsea: Champions League

    End. All four English teams survive. Cue Blatter and Platini moans.
  6. New Kits

    I think it would be better to potentially win the league in our current kit, and then go on to win the CL in our new kit (if we are the home team).
  7. New Kits

    I sure hope we wear the third kit - the neon yellow kit is cursed! I've never seen hide nor hair of the third kit either...
  8. Chelsea Reserve & Youth Team

    According to, Adrian Pettigrew got promoted to the first team and handed the number 2 jersey. I find that very interesting - I would have expected Belletti or Ferreira to get the number 2.
  9. New Kits

    Egad. I would NOT walk straight out of Stamford Bridge and into a nightclub with a neon yellow away shirt on - just imagining it makes it sound weird...
  10. Michael Essien

    If Essien was indeed driving under the influence, then I have no sympathy for him whatsoever. Irregardless of his talent on the pitch, drunk driving is one of the dumbest things you can do. I just find it interesting that, despite the police saying that a 24-year old man was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, the media seems intent on trying to claim that it was indeed the case. I just find it highly coincidental that this story should come out at the same time as the story about Mourinho hiding in laundry trollies to evade UEFA officials.
  11. Michael Essien

    What the %^(?!?! First Metal Gear Jose, now Drunken Essien! Am I the only one who finds it interesting that stories like this are popping up before the first leg against Liverpool?