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 A Manchester United fan, Chelsea fan and Arsenal fan are in a pub.

The Chelsea fan say "hey lets drink to 2012"

The Manchester United fan "hey lets drink to 2008"

The Arsenal fan sat in silence and didn't say anthing.

Then a Spurs fan walked in.

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The "Flat Earth Society" are claiming that the 2m Covid-19 social distancing rules are pushing some of their members over the edge.

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❝Right... decide amongst yourselves, but two of you are going to have to move out by Monday!❞

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Ham   
15 minutes ago, Bob Singleton said:

❝Right... decide amongst yourselves, but two of you are going to have to move out by Monday!❞

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The odds are that one of them will not be happy. 

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chara   

Absolutely spontaneous conversation in an "OutBack" restaurant pre covid.....next table full of older ladies from a "community" on a lunch outing.

The Australia small talk..Mrs C.." Did you ever do any surfing back in the day?"....me..."Of course...Bondi, Cornwall.. Wiakiki.."

"Wiakiki?"........"Because he got on my f****ing nerves:"

Collapse at my own (self judged) cleverness as next table gasps in horror......

(Mrs C and I dated way back and reunited after 50 years..hence the question...always kept her memory)

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19 hours ago, chara said:

Absolutely spontaneous conversation in an "OutBack" restaurant pre covid.....next table full of older ladies from a "community" on a lunch outing.

The Australia small talk..Mrs C.." Did you ever do any surfing back in the day?"....me..."Of course...Bondi, Cornwall.. Wiakiki.."

"Wiakiki?"........"Because he got on my f****ing nerves:"

Collapse at my own (self judged) cleverness as next table gasps in horror......

(Mrs C and I dated way back and reunited after 50 years..hence the question...always kept her memory)

Very good!!  I had to read it twice though which maybe says more about me than you!!

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